DAY 196 of 365

I’m not a huge fan of the teething process thus far. I know, it could always be worse. But I think I’ve figured out to way to bypass teething entirely! DENTURES! Why let Jake suffer through the agonizing weeks of sprouting his own toofers, when he can have beautiful full-sized set of choppers installed right now!? And hey, I’m a cool dad. I’ll even spring for a gold and diamond plated grill (see photo), just as long as Jake understands that he’ll have to skip college and become a rap star!