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| At least I didn’t bite…this time:) |
Jake is developing quite a little grip. Today from down the hall, I heard his mom yell, “OUCH! Enough with the titty-twisters, just drink your milk!!!” Those poor nips…
DAY 240: Quote of the Week!
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DAY 239: A Crash Course In First Birthdays!
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| Thanks for the free sh!t!!!:) |
Jake’s cousin had his first birthday party today! It was a great preview of what to expect “gift wise” for Jakey’s big day. The realization: We need way more frickin’ closet space!!!
Thanks Unky Brian for the awesome kiddie pool! Don’t be offended when we try and give it back in a year or so!:)
DAY 238: Check Out The Unit On That Guy!!!
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| Impressive! |
Jake went to his first fair today. He had a chance to see horsies, duckies, piggies, and even some race cars! I know that sounds like an excellent photo opportunity, but this is the only picture I took! Look at set on that sheep!!!
DAY 237: New Parents. We Have No F**king Clue!
Yes, we’re new parents! Yes, we both think we know exactly what we’re doing! Yes, we actually have NO f**king clue what we’re doing! Let’s admit, we’re winging it, and in 6 months we’ll laugh about this! Little pimp keeps growing up no matter which bottle nipple we use!:)
DAY 236: Wordless Wednesday
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| Other blogs do it! Why not me!? |
DAY 235: Power’s On! Power’s Off!
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| Not my hand. Swear to God!!! |
Look, I would love to tell you all about the unbelievable donkey crap that Jake took today! No pictures. But let’s just say that cereal, plums, and peas were enough to make him go Boom Boom Pow! Unfortunately, there is a huge storm rolling through and the power’s on and off every few minutes. I’m outta here! Gotta protect the Mac! Peace out bitches!!!
DAY 234: My First Song Ever Written!
I had a tune stuck in my head today and couldn’t shake it! Words started pouring out, and 37 minutes later, I had this written down. I know it’s basically a poem, but I hear a country song! Someone call Brad Paisley!!!
BECOMING A MAN
I used to be at the head of the pack
And now my brain has me holding back
I’m older now and not so invincible
And now my brain’s not so easily convincible
I used to stand in fire and jump out of planes
And now being afraid makes me think I’m insane
See when I was younger it was only me
And now I’ve got some responsibility
A wife and a son, and a pile of bills
And a life filled with all different kinds of thrills
Life was chasing girls and drinking beer
And Cancun Mexico once a year
Now it’s college funds and Disneyland
And saying goodbye to the boys in the band
Life used to be one big party
But I’m beginning to see that life’s just starting
I wouldn’t trade a thing for the life that I had
Now I wanna be a great husband, and the world’s greatest dad
There is no book that tells me just how to do it
I try to love as much as possible, and I know I’ll get through it
I know these fears will never go away
It’s just how I handle them day by day
(Possible Choruses)
From the first time that boy rides his bike
Until I catch him stealing my car at night
I’m finally starting to understand
This it what it feels like becoming a man
From all night band practice to early morning baseball practice
From two day hangovers to Sponge Bob and Red Rover
I’m finally starting to understand
This it what it feels like becoming a man
From dollar bottles to baby bottles
From fancy SUV’s to fuel economy
From playing in a band to burping my little man
I’m finally starting to understand
This it what it feels like becoming a man
DAY 233: It’s True What They Say About Prunes!
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| Hey, YOU fed them to me!!! |
Holy baby-shit Batman!!! Jake at a full jar of creamy prunes today and dropped 2 pounds soon after! I never imagined that so much crap could come out of such a little human! I’m talking new sheets, a whole lot of wipes, and a bath to rectify the situation! Tomorrow, I’m just feeding him Ex-Lax instead!
DAY 232: The Kid Parties Like a Rockstar!!!
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| Glow Stick Baby!!! |
I don’t know how Jakey does it, but I think he’s got a bit of the night owl in him! The kid passes out during the day. But he’s content to dance the night away! I think he takes after DaDa!:)
DAY 231: He’s Got Personality!
“They” say that a child’s personality is developed in the first year of their life. If so, we have our hands full!
This morning Jake greeted me with the “stink-eye”, snorted three times like a bull, and then stuck his tongue out and made a fart noise. Wow! Jake has always made me laugh, but now he understands that he gets a reaction from people. Hence the funny faces and fart noises almost on cue.
The first few months of raising a child can no doubt feel like a lot of work. Although these litte moments make it a whole bunch easier. And the best thing is, we’re just getting started!!!
One Funny Daddy 