Yes, we’re new parents! Yes, we both think we know exactly what we’re doing! Yes, we actually have NO f**king clue what we’re doing! Let’s admit, we’re winging it, and in 6 months we’ll laugh about this! Little pimp keeps growing up no matter which bottle nipple we use!:)
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| Other blogs do it! Why not me!? |
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| Not my hand. Swear to God!!! |
Look, I would love to tell you all about the unbelievable donkey crap that Jake took today! No pictures. But let’s just say that cereal, plums, and peas were enough to make him go Boom Boom Pow! Unfortunately, there is a huge storm rolling through and the power’s on and off every few minutes. I’m outta here! Gotta protect the Mac! Peace out bitches!!!
I had a tune stuck in my head today and couldn’t shake it! Words started pouring out, and 37 minutes later, I had this written down. I know it’s basically a poem, but I hear a country song! Someone call Brad Paisley!!!
BECOMING A MAN
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| Hey, YOU fed them to me!!! |
Holy baby-shit Batman!!! Jake at a full jar of creamy prunes today and dropped 2 pounds soon after! I never imagined that so much crap could come out of such a little human! I’m talking new sheets, a whole lot of wipes, and a bath to rectify the situation! Tomorrow, I’m just feeding him Ex-Lax instead!
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| Glow Stick Baby!!! |
I don’t know how Jakey does it, but I think he’s got a bit of the night owl in him! The kid passes out during the day. But he’s content to dance the night away! I think he takes after DaDa!:)
“They” say that a child’s personality is developed in the first year of their life. If so, we have our hands full!
This morning Jake greeted me with the “stink-eye”, snorted three times like a bull, and then stuck his tongue out and made a fart noise. Wow! Jake has always made me laugh, but now he understands that he gets a reaction from people. Hence the funny faces and fart noises almost on cue.
Aunt Bwittany created a monster!!! Jake really likes giving people the “Stink-Eye”! He won’t stop! Now when eldery women walk up to him in stores and say “how cute!”, they get this…
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| He might as well just say “f**k you!” |
Today was a sad, but proud day. We said goodbye to our Uncle Big John. There were tears, but there was also much laughter. Sometimes sense of humor is a defense mechanism, and sometimes it’s a security blanket. Either way, it can help you through the worst of times.
Today Jake’s Aunt Bwittany taught him something new, and he hasn’t stopped doing it since! I never really understood the term “stink-eye” until today. Jake’s always been expressive. But this takes the cake!
He used to smile at everyone. Now when they give him the “hoochy coochy coo”, he gives them this…
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| STINK EYE! |
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| Just to prove it wasn’t a one-time thing. Thanks Aunt Bwittany!:) |
I never imagined Jake would be attending his first funeral this soon, but what can you do? Later on, I’ll explain to him about paying our respects to his Great Uncle Big John (that he was lucky enough to meet twice before he passed, but won’t remember). I’ll also explain why his Great Uncle was given the 21 gun salute.
I’m actually thankful that Jake’s not going to remember tomorrow. Because I can assure you, Daddy’s gonna cry way more than the baby.
Good night Uncle Big John. You will be missed.
Love, Little Jon (NO, not the rapper, your nephew!)
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| Christmas 2010 |
One Funny Daddy 