Jakey turns 9 months old today! Amazing the things we can teach our babies at such an early age! Like numbers, ABC’s, and making mushy faces on the playpen mesh! I wish I could have handed the camera to Jake to snap a pic of me when I was teaching him how to mushy!

I’m Mr. Bean

When this kid gets overtired, LOOK OUT! Jake goes from cooing and mumbling to pure rage in a matter of minutes! He morphs from a little baby Mr. Bean into a little baby Sam Kinison!

OH! OOOOHHHHH!!!!

This kid is MOBILE! Jake is crawling, climbing, and break-dancing! Ok, maybe not break-dancing. But you can not take your eyes off him now! Today I heard a thud. I turned around to find his magic cardboard box on it’s side, Jake squirming like a turtle turned over on it’s shell. If he bumped his noggin, he didn’t show it. He took it like a champ! Just as a precaution though, I’m buying a bubble!!!

You can do it!!!!

Yes, you read that correctly. Chiropractors aren’t just for cracking necks and backs! Some take a very holistic approach to treating patients. Our Doctor even specializes in “adjusting” babies to assist with digestive issues, etc. No, he doesn’t manipulate their little spines. He spots misalignment and activates pressure points on a baby’s body to “get things moving”.

Example: The Doctor could tell that Jake was a little “backed up”. A couple of touches later, he said “expect an enormous poop later today.” He then asked some routine questions, including “is Jake crawling yet?” Actually, Jake hasn’t crawled yet. He starts to take off and then just sits up. We’ve tried to coach him, but no success. The Doctor showed us some simple exercises to make the neurological connection that babies need to learn to crawl.

Mumbo jumbo, you say? It’s been less than 6 hours, and Jake has shit two small watermelons and CRAWLED a few paces! Some people automatically knock alternative forms of “doctoring” if it doesn’t include prescribing something. I say, don’t knock it ’til you tried it!

Sweatshirt weather…. great! More uncomfortable outfits…

I love these cooler temps outside! But now I can’t take Jake to the grocery store in his diaper anymore! I have to actually DRESS the kid. No more bathing him with the garden hose. And I definitely can’t hang him on the clothes line to dry either! Bah! We’re moving to the deep South where it’s always warm and the kid can run around in his denim Huggies year round!

Who knows what Jake’s interests will be when he grows up? But one thing’s for certain. Between his Mom and I, He’s going to have plenty to do until he figures it out! I hope you’re having a safe and happy Labor Day!!!

A huge football fan, I am not. Nor do I pretend to know the first thing about the game. It’s not that I don’t like the game. I just haven’t invested enough time in football to make it interesting to me…yet. But what if Jake wants to learn football!? I can’t look like a total putz!

What better way to get excited about football than FANTASY FOOTBALL!? Today is draft day. Seeing that the last full football game I watched was the ’85 Bears Superbowl, I’ve got some cramming to do!

Even if I lose, I had fun picking my team name, THE CHICAGO SHARTS! Our uniforms are white with brown stripes! 🙂

Help me Ditka!

I swear Jake is part monkey! His noises are quite similar. Not to mention, he climbs all over everyone, and tries to climb OUT of everything! He is pulling himself to the standing position constantly, but hasn’t crawled yet. Maybe we can just skip that step and move straight to walking? Either way, Jake is already becoming a hand full!

Is it illegal to turn the playpen upside down to keep this monkey in captivity?

You really think a bug-net is keeping me in here, big person?

Remember a few days ago when I called Jake “The Beaver Boy” (stop what you’re thinking) because he’s been chewing up his crib rails? We found the answer! No, not a Hannibal Lecter mask, the Leachco Easy Teether! 

He can gnaw and slobber until his heart’s content now, because it’s on 100% organic cotton with cool baby toys in reach! Check it out! I chewed on it myself. Delicious!!!

Not my child….

JAKE 365!!! Only 100 more days left until I compile all 365 posts from 1FD and my Facebook Page and turn them into a book for my baby boy! It’s still fun since day one! We have taken over 1,000 pics and hours of video.

Friends of ours (no, not the mafia) turned us on to a website mypublisher.com. They made a beautiful baby book for their daughter! You should really check out the site. I can not wait to put this all together and read the story from day one!

What up dawg!?