DAY 363: My Version of a Christmas Classic You Little Hoe, Hoe, HOES!!

Made You Look!!!



You better not bitch
You better not cry 
It’s Jake’s first birthday 
I’ll punch you dead in the eye!
Daddy Claus is coming to town 

We made a huge list
We’ve checked it more than twice
We ordered f$%king food
And put the beer on ice! 
Daddy Claus is coming to town 

We made a f$%king salad
And baked a f$%king cake 
Even if if they taste like sh*t
Just sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!

Oh, You better not bitch,
You better not cry
I really f$%king mean it
I’m telling you why 
Daddy Claus is coming to town 

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