You better not cry
It’s Jake’s first birthday
I’ll punch you dead in the eye!
Daddy Claus is coming to town
We made a huge list
We’ve checked it more than twice
We ordered f$%king food
And put the beer on ice!
Daddy Claus is coming to town
We made a f$%king salad
And baked a f$%king cake
Even if if they taste like sh*t
Just sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!
Oh, You better not bitch,
You better not cry
I really f$%king mean it
I’m telling you why
Daddy Claus is coming to town