Tonight, we sat down to write Jake’s very first letter to Santa. I think Baby J was still reeling from his first traumatic experience with “The Red Giant”, because he wanted nothing to do with writing this letter. He tried scribbling only once with the crayon. Then he tried to eat the crayon. And finally, he threw the crayon across the room.

I decided we couldn’t leave Jake’s ‘Letter to Santa’ pocket empty on his stocking, so I wrote a little note to Mr. Claus on behalf of the cynical little elf. It read:

Dear Santa,

Please send toys.
Toys for boys.
Not for girls.
And not for Squirrels.

Thank you from your friend and good boy,
Jacob

I have a feeling the Santa will come through:)