The sad news: I had to tell the band I couldn’t play anymore. Mama and I have very unusual work schedules. Throw in Jakey boy and you have a gig booking nightmare! Who wants to keep their buddies from making extra cash!? I did the right thing and stepped aside. Wahhh.

The happy news: Mama and I had our first date night we’ve had in a very long time. It was a very elegant evening. First, a very special viewing of Paranormal Activity 3 (my second in two days). Second, 60 cent boneless wings, the Hawk’s game, and beers at Buffalo Wild Wings! 3.5 hours of bliss!

I didn’t lure this woman into marriage based on sense of humor alone! I’m a class act!