This is Jake’s first Halloween. Even though he has no long term memory yet, I used it as an excuse to go big. We blacked out the garage door with landscape cloth and loaded up the place with strobe lights, a fog machine and scary music. The stage was set to scare the shit outta some kids!

We put him in his monkey suit, anticipating droves of trick or treaters. The family came over. The cameras we’re set, and…nothing! No idea why? We didn’t have 20 twick or tweaters this year!!!