I don’t know if I have a touch of the stomach flu, but it may as well be Malaria! I am a sickly, shaky, sweaty, toilet-hogging mess! I feel like one of those kids from Nightmare On Elm Street that were afraid to fall asleep! No, I’m not worried about Freddy. I’m worried about dosing off and shitting the bed! I’m staying as far away from Jake as possible until this passes!