As babies, all men know is that boobies soothe and feed them. Obviously that perspective changes as we get older. Boobies entertain us! They excite us! They amaze us! They make us do the dumbest things! Men will pay to see them, and even pay for women to have bigger ones installed!

All I know is that I’m going to try and refrain from influencing Jake in anyway (see bib). MTV will do that for me.