I’ll admit, I sometimes have the tendency to cuss like a drunken sailor. Although, I’m making a conscious effort to curtail the “trucker mouth” in front of Jake. I’d never forgive myself if his first words were “bull…shit…DADA!” So, I’m learning new and interesting ways to put a spin on my favorite go-to bad words. My absolutest, mostest, favoritest is replacing the F-word with FUDGE! Honestly try it and you will laugh all day! “WHAT THE FUDGE!?” “YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUDGIN’ KIDDIN’ ME MAN!?” “FUDGE OFF, YOU MOTHER FUDGER!” Oh fudge, I’m laughing as I’m typing this! The possibilities are endless! I FUDGIN’ LOVE IT!!!

“FUDGE YOU, AND A, FUDGE YOU TOO!”