Baby-proofing the house has begun! It’s maddening! You look around each room and think, what is this kid going to chew on, crawl into, pull down on top of him, put his finger in, or poop on? For Jake’s room, I’m thinking rubber floor, garden hose hook-up for easy cleanup, all outlets moved up to chest high, and all toys are round and BPA free.

I OWN THIS MUTHA!!!