What’s a dollar dance?

Tomorrow is Mama’s first day back to work. I feel like it’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off! We have SO MUCH guy stuff to do. I don’t even know where to start!?! Should we go fishing? A baseball game? Should I take Jake to a strip joint? I might be a bit overzealous, seeing that he’s only awake for two hours at a time. I just hope he makes it through dollar dances!!!:)